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[boeshane_boy]

This could be worse.

It's bound to be better than the last bar I was at, anyway - speaking of, stay away from the Gliese system, kids. They aren't very friendly there. I've had better service in the Silver Devastation; and the hypervodka was watered down. Huge disappointment.

So I guess this is a fresh fresh start. Captain Jack Harkness, at your service. I'll be a warden here for a while. Now, who wants to start the introductions? I've got all the time in the world.

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[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Long time, no see.

1/fff

[boeshane_boy]

[stilladoctor.livejournal.com]

[Most sarcastic tone. Ever.]

We're saved.

1/?

[boeshane_boy]

1/3 OMFG YAY

[toldastory]

1/2: Wait, fake Jack.

[toldastory]

[withgreat-power.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm new, too.

[He can't think of anything else to say to freakin' CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS OMG]

[boeshane_boy]

Should I call you New, or do you have a name to match those eyes?

[villageson.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of new wardens arriving, aren't there.

I'm 11-12.

What's hypervodka?

[boeshane_boy]

Cute name, I like it.

It's very, very refined vodka. And no good when it's watered down.

[no-nanomites.livejournal.com]

Hypervodka?

[boeshane_boy]

Hypervodka.

[theoriginalbamf.livejournal.com]

Wilkommen to the Barge, mon Capitán.

I'm Kurt Wagner, fellow Warden, and I'm minding our pub for now. Come up and I'll see if I can find something to wet your whistle that isn't watered down, ja?

[boeshane_boy]

Oh, you'll be seeing me around, Kurt. How's that bar stocked?

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Oh, we've had you before. Here, let me just skip over the boring bits. 'Hello Captain, I'm the Doctor' 'Oh, which Doctor?' 'The one with the scarf and the curls, not your Doctor but a rather better one' 'So indeed you are! That's a rather fetching scarf, by the way' 'I told you that I was and thank you, would you care for a jelly baby?' 'Of course I would!'

There. Now that we've got the boring out of the way, of course the Gliese system isn't that friendly!

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[boeshane_boy]

[gimmethemap]

Welcome back, Captain Harkness.

[boeshane_boy]

That's sort of what the Doctor with the scarf said.

Welcome back?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I've got your welcome back present.

In my pants.

[boeshane_boy]

Tell me more.

voice - basically, Destro's Nine with a really ridiculous Scottish accent.

[diefrenchiesdie.livejournal.com]

Captain of what?

voice - and now Jack fanboys.

[boeshane_boy]

Doctor!

AND ANOTHER NINE (oh and he was friends with one of the Jacks)

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Planning on sticking around this time?

ASDFs Fanboying x2 + confusion.

[boeshane_boy]

Yeah - didn't you just--

...Doctor?

[pendragon-prat.livejournal.com]

Hello, I'm Arthur Pendragon.

What's a "Silver Devastation"?

[boeshane_boy]

King Arthur. You're King Arthur.

It's a part of space.

Ah hell, have a Master twin, too

[bythe_books]

"Gliese system"? Another one from Star Trek, then?

It's a good thing he's seen a bunch of crazy shit.

[boeshane_boy]

Who are you?

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

You know Martha, then?

[boeshane_boy]

Sure do. She helped me out for a while. You too?

[madrassa.livejournal.com]

Captain Jack Harkness, it's a pleasure. My name is Inara Serra, as it seems you're lacking in average and unextraordinary introductions. I'm from the 34 Tauri system myself.

[boeshane_boy]

Nice place. And every now and then, a nice normal introduction is appreciated. My pleasure, Inara.

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Time appears to be something nobody here's got a shortage of. You're in good company, Captain.

I'm the Doctor- a one of them, at least. Pleased to meet you.

[boeshane_boy]

The Fifth one, I'm guessing?

You know, I spent decades looking for you, and now there's more of you than I know what to do with.

[yourunichase]

Welcome back, Captain Jack. Here's hoping you stay a little fucking while longer this time.

[boeshane_boy]

I hope so. Don't remember a thing about this last time I was here, though, so I'm afraid I don't remember your name.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Yay for more aliens.

[boeshane_boy]

Nothing wrong with aliens.

1/?

[metacrisis-ten.livejournal.com]

2/?

[metacrisis-ten.livejournal.com]

We used to have another Jack, btw.

[grayatonement]

Do all of you time travelers just come and go as you please, ending up with amnesia every time?

Three. :-p

[boeshane_boy]

If I've been here before, then there'd be an issue with crossing my own timeline, and no one wants those consequences, Stranger.

well this'll be nice until the next unannounced abandonment. :|

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

...

Oh.

1/something He'll try really hard this time. :|

[boeshane_boy]

[written]

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

This is going to be interesting.

[boeshane_boy]

I was thinking about the same.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you that new arrival that feels a bit funny?

Er, no offense meant, of course, just - intuition happening. I'm Aziraphale, also a warden.

[boeshane_boy]

How did I miss someone feeling me?

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

Another Captain? Oh, dear.

In any case, welcome to the Barge. I'm Irene Adler - pleasure to meet you.

[boeshane_boy]

I'm a very good captain, if that helps.

Pleasure's all mine, Miss - Irene Adler? As in Sherlock Holmes?