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[boeshane_boy]

This could be worse.

It's bound to be better than the last bar I was at, anyway - speaking of, stay away from the Gliese system, kids. They aren't very friendly there. I've had better service in the Silver Devastation; and the hypervodka was watered down. Huge disappointment.

So I guess this is a fresh fresh start. Captain Jack Harkness, at your service. I'll be a warden here for a while. Now, who wants to start the introductions? I've got all the time in the world.

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[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Long time, no see.

[stilladoctor.livejournal.com]

[Most sarcastic tone. Ever.]

We're saved.

1/3 OMFG YAY

[toldastory]

1/2: Wait, fake Jack.

[toldastory]

3/3 WAIT, maybe it's not fake Jack!

[toldastory]

Captain Jack Harkness.

[withgreat-power.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm new, too.

[He can't think of anything else to say to freakin' CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS OMG]

[villageson.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of new wardens arriving, aren't there.

I'm 11-12.

What's hypervodka?

[no-nanomites.livejournal.com]

Hypervodka?

[theoriginalbamf.livejournal.com]

Wilkommen to the Barge, mon Capitán.

I'm Kurt Wagner, fellow Warden, and I'm minding our pub for now. Come up and I'll see if I can find something to wet your whistle that isn't watered down, ja?

1/fff

[boeshane_boy]

[boeshane_boy]

Oh come on--

[boeshane_boy]

Done!

[boeshane_boy]

Not the introduction I was looking for.

1/?

[boeshane_boy]

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Oh, I hope you don't mind. I just wanted my face to be the first to greet you, Captain.

[boeshane_boy]

This is--

Done!

[boeshane_boy]

Please tell me you're not an inmate.

YOU DESERVE THIS SARCASM

[stilladoctor.livejournal.com]

I am.

I'm yours.

[toldastory]

Leave it alone, Saxon.

[boeshane_boy]

Martha Jones, look at you! The Admiral didn't say you'd be around.

[boeshane_boy]

Should I call you New, or do you have a name to match those eyes?

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Oh, we've had you before. Here, let me just skip over the boring bits. 'Hello Captain, I'm the Doctor' 'Oh, which Doctor?' 'The one with the scarf and the curls, not your Doctor but a rather better one' 'So indeed you are! That's a rather fetching scarf, by the way' 'I told you that I was and thank you, would you care for a jelly baby?' 'Of course I would!'

There. Now that we've got the boring out of the way, of course the Gliese system isn't that friendly!

[boeshane_boy]

Cute name, I like it.

It's very, very refined vodka. And no good when it's watered down.

[boeshane_boy]

Hypervodka.

[toldastory]

I hope I'm a good surprise!