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[boeshane_boy]

This could be worse.

It's bound to be better than the last bar I was at, anyway - speaking of, stay away from the Gliese system, kids. They aren't very friendly there. I've had better service in the Silver Devastation; and the hypervodka was watered down. Huge disappointment.

So I guess this is a fresh fresh start. Captain Jack Harkness, at your service. I'll be a warden here for a while. Now, who wants to start the introductions? I've got all the time in the world.

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done!

[boeshane_boy]

You two are decidedly unexcited.

Re: done!

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

[The previous Jack was kind of a neglectful dick, okay. D:]

Shouldn't we be?

[boeshane_boy]

[The previous Jack hadn't baw lost everyone yet. :<]

You're alive, I think that's cause for excitement.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

The last six months must have taken the edge off my enthusiasm.

[Pause.]

You know that Owen and I...when have you come from?

[boeshane_boy]

You're dead. I know.

You've been here six months?

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

Getting on for seven. When have you come from?

[boeshane_boy]

[They need to stop asking him this. :<]

After.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

[DENIED.]

How are Gwen and Ianto?

[boeshane_boy]

[AVOIDINGGGGGG.]

So they haven't been here at all?

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

Not that I've heard.

How are they?

[boeshane_boy]

Gwen's pregnant. Probably gave birth by now

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[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

Oh.

2/2

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

That's...wow.

...

And Ianto?

[boeshane_boy]

[Why so smart, Tosh.]

So how've you been?

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

[Why so obviously dissembling, Jack. :|]

You should probably go to the Infirmary if you've become selectively blind. Why are you being so vague?

[boeshane_boy]

[He's an emo kid. He saved all his emo days up and he's using them. :<]

That's not a bad idea. I should probably be familiar with the infirmary. What floor is it on?

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

Jack, for God's sake. Tell me what's going on.

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[boeshane_boy]

He's

2/4 I lied

[boeshane_boy]

[boeshane_boy]

[boeshane_boy]

No.

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

Well, why the hell not, Jack? Is he dead, is that it?

[boeshane_boy]

Yes, Tosh, he's dead. And he's not here, so it's just a bunch of nothingness for him, apparently.

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[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

2/2 - about half an hour later

[hopeless-hacker.livejournal.com]

Jack, I...