Well that was fun. [Note that he doesn't sound like he's been having fun at all.] Nothing like a few teenage hormones to give us all a weekend off, huh?

[Private to Armand]

Did Vidal hurt you? Are you okay? I didn't see you during the flood.

Ladies, gentlemen, I feel like it's introduction time. My name is Jack Harkness. Some of you old timers may remember that epic capture the flag game a few years ago that earned me the nickname Captain - newbies, feel free to use it. It doesn't matter that you weren't there to see me in all my glory; I'm sure you'll see it this summer soon enough.

Now, I've been coming here for years and years, so if you have any questions at all, come ask me. I'll set you straight, maybe over lunch. My ghost stories will keep you up for weeks, though - fair warning. Smores usually help.

Girls, boys - summer's the time to loosen up and try new things. New hobbies, new sports, new opportunities. I'm all about giving you those opportunities.