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[boeshane_boy]

So. Something weird's going on with the journals.

[This is his I'm okay guys but not really post. :|]

Comments

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Jack.

[boeshane_boy]

Let me guess. You're not really here, either.

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

No, and given the mood I've been in lately, that's... probably no bad thing.

[boeshane_boy]

I know the feeling.

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know you do.

Hey, hey, if you see a guy... with a bow tie and a rubbish Indiana Jones costume, who, let's face it, looks a little bit like Wallace out of Wallace and Gromit, flirt with his companion, will ya?

I better damn well have a companion.

[boeshane_boy]

Do you have to ask?

What number's he?

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

That one. Below.

[boeshane_boy]

So I guessed.

[geronimooooo.livejournal.com]

That's not very kind of you, Doctor! Bow ties are fantastic.

[boeshane_boy]

Well, hello.

[geronimooooo.livejournal.com]

Hello, Jack. How're things?

[boeshane_boy]

Been better.

[HRM. THIS DOCTOR KNOWS HIM.] So you're not before the one with the ears, huh.

[geronimooooo.livejournal.com]

I have ears, if that's what you're asking. They're fully functional, too, and proportionate! Come on, have a look, then! [DOCTOR MAGIC = SUDDEN VIDEO FEED. He leans into the camera and makes a few Doctorly faces, squishing the side of his face near the camera.] Right? It's brilliant!

[boeshane_boy]

[DOCTOR MAGIC IS EXCELLENT and Jack is smiling despite himself.] Oh, absolutely. That's a fantastic face. Still kind of fond of the disproportionate ears, though.

So I guess you're the one with the bowtie.

It's growing on me.

[geronimooooo.livejournal.com]

[This is a giant, goofy grin. He can't help it! Doctor puberty is awkward!] I thought the ears were quite charming myself, but hardly aerodynamic! There are perks to every regeneration, I suppose. I feel rather spry, to be completely honest.

Ah, a man who can appreciate a bow tie. I knew there was a reason I kept coming back to you! Bow tie validation! It all makes so much sense.

[boeshane_boy]

[But adorable. Jack just grins a little more. DOCTOR HEALING, THAT'S ALL HE NEEDED.] Spy is definitely good, especially for a man your age.

Bow tie validation might just be my new specialty. Speaking of, yours is a little crooked.

[geronimooooo.livejournal.com]

[OH HE'LL HEAL YOU, BABY. I have to stop there. It's like Gallifreyan cradle robbing.] Glad you agree! Can't count the number of threats I've already received against this perfectly excellent regeneration of mine.

[He glances down at his bow tie, one scrutinizing eyebrow raised high as the sky. His mouth forms a crooked "O" and he disappears from the camera's view, allowing the inside of the TARDIS to be seen. From off camera, mixed in with a few loud tinkering noises:] Say hello to the TARDIS, Jack! She's feeling quite nice today! Would say hi herself, but we're in a bit of a "quiet time" situation!

[oitheears.livejournal.com]

Oi! There's nothing wrong with the ears!

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

I didn't say anything about the tie.

[geronimooooo.livejournal.com]

You did! The context was quite clear, I should think. Your feelings on bow ties have changed, Doctor! You'll have to face the facts.

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

Ah! You're oversensitive due to the regeneration! I said bow tie cause people tend to notice that sort of thing.

[geronimooooo.livejournal.com]

I think you're oversensitive due to regeneration! I feel fantastic! Have you tried fish sticks, Doctor? They're exceptional!

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

Of course, I'm sensitive! Fish sticks? You mean fish fingers? Don't turn American on me, Doctor, the Master'll never let us live it down!

[geronimooooo.livejournal.com]

I'm actually quite fond of sticks these days, Doctor! Who said anything about American? Canadians had it right, too! Fish don't have fingers, you see, and calling them that makes them altogether less appealing! Sticks. I'd rather eat sticks than fingers, I should think.

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

What? Fingers are brilliant! Slight cannibalistic undertones, yet completely innocent! You can't call fish fingers sticks! I mean, I mean, it takes the joy out of it!

And! I also love chocolate fingers too.