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[boeshane_boy]

So. Something weird's going on with the journals.

[This is his I'm okay guys but not really post. :|]

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[oitheears.livejournal.com]

Captain Jack Harkness. Mighta know I'd be seein' you here.

[boeshane_boy]

[And then Jack's head exploded.]

I - Doctor?

[oitheears.livejournal.com]

Who were ya expecting? Father Christmas? I only played that part once, Jack.

[boeshane_boy]

But you're here.

[oitheears.livejournal.com]

Kinda, but not really. Apparently I can just come through for messages. I tried locatin' ya, but I can't seem to get a fix.

I'm sorry the ferret didn't come and pick ya up.

[hisforonehour.livejournal.com]

Jack?! Jack, is that you?

[boeshane_boy]

[BOOM. Head went twice.] Yeah, it's -- [Well he's had some work done, but] Lynda?

[hisforonehour.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

The Doctor's right, Jack. We can only talk through this message-thing.

[boeshane_boy]

You're sure you're not on the barge?

[hisforonehour.livejournal.com]

I'm positive. I'm...well, I'm not sure where I am cause I died, but I'm definitely not on a boat.

[deathminuscaps.livejournal.com]

Brightest in your class, weren't you?

[boeshane_boy]

Oh yeah. Top of.

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Jack.

[boeshane_boy]

Let me guess. You're not really here, either.

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

No, and given the mood I've been in lately, that's... probably no bad thing.

[boeshane_boy]

I know the feeling.

[new-weird-teeth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know you do.

Hey, hey, if you see a guy... with a bow tie and a rubbish Indiana Jones costume, who, let's face it, looks a little bit like Wallace out of Wallace and Gromit, flirt with his companion, will ya?

I better damn well have a companion.

[theunquietgwen.livejournal.com]

Jack?

ASdfsjdfh <333

[boeshane_boy]

[BOOM BOOM BOOM HOW MANY TIMES CAN JACK'S HEAD EXPLODE IN ONE THREAD?]

Gwen?

WHY AM I DOING THIS.

[theunquietgwen.livejournal.com]

...well, this obviously isn't calibrated correctly...

I DON'T KNOW BUT I APPROVE SO MUCH

[boeshane_boy]

Obviously.

...[MENTAL KEYSMASH GOES HERE.] ...How's the baby?

[on-cosmic-stage.livejournal.com]

Ah, humans and their amazing knack for stating the obvious. Assuming you're human, of course.

[boeshane_boy]

Close enough. How 'bout you?

[on-cosmic-stage.livejournal.com]

Bit further than close, I'm afraid. I'm the Doctor, and this- ...well, I'm accustomed to my friend Ace being 'round to introduce as well, but you'll have to excuse her. She seems to've disappeared for a moment or three. Who are you?

[boeshane_boy]

[ASdfs] You're Ace's Doctor? That's brilliant - what number does that make you, then? Or are you the one with...actually, I don't know. Jacket? Nose? Hat?

Captain Jack Harkness, at your service.