boeshane_boy

Kinda, but not really. Apparently I can just come through for messages. I tried locatin' ya, but I can't seem to get a fix.

I'm sorry the ferret didn't come and pick ya up.

You tried to find me. [SOMETHING ABOUT THAT STRIKES HIM AS HILARIOUS. Possibly the abandonment thing.]

Yeah. Doing it now even. Should be an easy fix, but the process is dodgy.

Admiral must be screwing it up.

So you're on the same prison ship as Ace? Whatcha there for?

Yep. It's a world of laughs, really. Thought I'd take in a scenery change.

Anyone else interestin' there?

Plenty, but...don't know how many of them you know.

Besides from yourself, that is. You're not still into jelly babies, are you?

Kinda outdid 'em during that incarnation with the scarf and the big hair.

So, I know he's there, and accordin' to someone else there's others. Is the ferret there?

Ferret...? Well there's...I think I've got the numbers right, there's the fourth, and the fifth, and...the Meta Crisis Doctor. The one who looks just like the Doc that came after you.

Celery's there too? Yeah, the one that comes after me looks like a ferret. A ponce in a suit. Rose did always like pretty boys. Imprinted on the regeneration like a chicken.

A chicken in a bad suit.

[And now Jack is snickering.] Well that's new.

Rose isn't here. Someone said she was, before I came.

Oh. Well, that's our Rose isn't it? Always off to help someone else.

I woulda come for ya if I could, Jack. I knew what was gonna happen; just didn't know how. I expected that my next me would go, but the ferret...

Probably less said the better.

You knew Rose was going to bring me back permanently?

I didn't know it would be Rose, I didn't know how you'd become a fixed point just that ya did.

Ya aren't exactly subtle in your stalkin' Jack.

Well.

Subtlety isn't my strong suit.

Never imagined it was.

Ya musta made a rubbish conman before we came along, eh?

What are you going to do about it, ponce?

I'm pretty sure I already ripped a hole in the space time continuum once today, wanna make it twice?

Wait!

I need to find popcorn first.

Well, make sure ya save me some for when this is over, yeah?

I'll set aside a bag.

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oitheears.livejournal.com - 2010-05-09 19:08 (UTC) - Expand

You ripped a hole in the space time continuum? Did you start using our brains for your hair gel?

Least I

have

hair! It fixed itself. Relax.