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[boeshane_boy]

Strip twister. The twentieth. No danger of flying balls. Well - not the rubber kind. Anyone interested, stop by my room. Level three, room fifteen. I think everyone could use the lift after that mess in the dining hall.

Speaking of, any new information on that? I saw someone was looking into the radiation.

Saxon, you've been quiet. That keeps up, you'll give me an ulcer. I don't like ulcers. Tell me you're not wearing those awful clothes anymore.

Did anyone get hit by this that I really ought to know about?

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[boeshane_boy]

But it'll be more fun out of hand.

[everylittlegirl]

Please don't make me want to castrate you. That will just be unpleasant for both of us.

[boeshane_boy]

Now, did I get on your bad side right there, or did it happen earlier and I missed it?

[everylittlegirl]

Neither yet. I'm just trying to stop us from getting there. Make sure they're about your age and willing and we'll be fine.

[boeshane_boy]

No one's near my age, and I would never force someone into something they didn't want. [But only sexually. Otherwise,h e screws people over.]

[everylittlegirl]

How old are you?

[boeshane_boy]

Stopped counting a few centuries ago.

[everylittlegirl]

Are you like, a vampire? Or angel? What's your deal?

[boeshane_boy]

No, I'm pretty much human. My deal's a little complicated.

[everylittlegirl]

And humans live forever where you're from, through heaps of plastic surgery and artificially engineered organs?

[boeshane_boy]

Not exactly.

Well, I heard about one, but...she wasn't much to look at by the end.

[everylittlegirl]

So, what? You're just special?

[boeshane_boy]

I died, a long time ago. Well. Not that long ago, it depends how you look at it. A friend brought me back, but she made a mistake. Can't die, now.

[everylittlegirl]

So you're human, you just can't die? I'm guessing you don't age, either.

What did she do?

[boeshane_boy]

Pretty much. There's the occasional gray hair, every five or six decades, but I try not to mind.

Did something crazy. She was on board, apparently. Before I got here.

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[everylittlegirl]

Isn't that kind of like pedophilia?

What was her name?

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[boeshane_boy]

No, not really at all.

Rose Tyler.

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[everylittlegirl]

Aren't you like, hundreds of years older than them? I think that might be pedophilia.

Oh, right. Yeah, I knew her. So how'd she do it?

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[boeshane_boy]

Pedophilia's when one partner's underage, it has nothing to do with age difference.

Oh, you know. Absorbed all of space and time for a little while. Something like that. Do you know why she left?

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[everylittlegirl]

Right. I guess.

Sounds.. complicated. Nah, I wasn't that close to her, sorry.

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[boeshane_boy]

If I needed someone close to my age, I'd never get laid.

Too bad. Hell of a girl, Rose.

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[everylittlegirl]

Just make sure they're over 20.

Did you sleep with her?

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[boeshane_boy]

That the age of consent where you come from?

No.

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[everylittlegirl]

Something like that. Really, I should say 21. But I'm being nice.

Why not?

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[boeshane_boy]

Keep in mind that age is different all over the galaxy.

Sometimes you don't want to ruin a good thing.