boeshane_boy: (BEING A CHICK IS KINDA FUN)
Captain Jack Harkness ([personal profile] boeshane_boy) wrote2010-02-26 03:09 pm

Ω 04

I'm starting to thing the Admiral works on a give take basis. He throws Davros aboard, but we get this almost immediately after.

It's been a while since I was a girl, I think I missed it. Everything's so bouncy and soft. Funny story, well, I guess it's a couple funny stories, but the first one's always the best. The Notrycon system's a funny little place.

Anyway, I can't decide if strip dodgeball's best played this way or if I should hold off till it's passed.
toldastory: (martha and jack)

Spam

[personal profile] toldastory 2010-02-27 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well thanks. [Martha said with a grin, watching as he held up the skirt. She hadn't thought of that, but was hoping so as well. Granted, she had a fair amount of things that would take care of that, but still.]

[The grin grew even bigger when he mentioned briefs.] I knew you just wanted to look in my underwear draw. Come on. [Martha moved over to the top drawer of her dresser and opened it quickly.]
toldastory: (Grin)

Spam

[personal profile] toldastory 2010-02-27 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Jack, love, aren't you a dirty old man at heart? [A grin over her shoulder before she pulled out a pair of turquoise panties. A little more rooting, and she pulled out a matching bra and held it to Jack's chest.] I don't know if it'll fit.
toldastory: (Grin)

Spam

[personal profile] toldastory 2010-02-27 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Jack, your charm has more parts than it knows what to do with. [She laughed quickly, and poked around for a different style of bra, hoping that it would help. After he gave him that one, she moved into a lower drawer and pulled up a button up shirt in blue.] There, now you won't be so without your uniform. [Of course the button up shirt was a woman's one, and didn't go all the way up to the neck, but that was neither here nor there.]
toldastory: (shoulder)

Spam.

[personal profile] toldastory 2010-02-27 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, it's my universal job description. [Martha smirked a bit, and was entirely unsurprised by Jack's getting naked. Oh, she didn't check him out, but she didn't mind. It was just Jack being Jack. Martha turned to the closet and started going through her assortment of jackets. There was of course the leather, but that wasn't quite Jack. Wool maybe? She found a solider-looking coat she'd worn for UNIT, and turned around with it.] This work?
toldastory: (smirks)

Spam.

[personal profile] toldastory 2010-02-27 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
If I wore a long coat, I'd look ridiculous. I'm far too short for one. So, I wear the bad ass short coats that don't have the flowy part. Oh, it's so not fair my clothes look better on you than they do on me. [Martha turned toward him and sighed softly, in a melodramatic manner before she moved to get a pair of thigh highs from the drawer.] Boots'll be murder without this.
toldastory: (eye roll)

Spam.

[personal profile] toldastory 2010-02-27 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. [Martha said with a roll of her eyes, but a smirk.] Can always go for pants. [She smirked and lowered her tone.] Or everyone will just assume that you're being Jack-like and doing it on purpose. [Which made her laugh, because it was probably what was going to happen. After the jacket was on, Martha adjusted the label.] You're going to knock a fair amount of people dead, Jack. [A beat.] Even more-so than usual.
toldastory: (laughing)

Spam.

[personal profile] toldastory 2010-02-27 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Then really, is a skirt a challenge at all? [Martha adjusted his jacket again.] I'm sure it will be. You're Captain Jack Harkness, after all. [A sparkle in her eye.] Should I call you Captain Jackie Harkness, you know, given current circumstances?
toldastory: (grin makeup)

Spam.

[personal profile] toldastory 2010-02-27 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose not. Of course, it might give them a fighting chance you know, if you can't just walk up and say to them 'Captain Jack Harkness.' Could let the chest do the talking instead. [She gestured to the opening of the shirt, and grinned a bit more.]
toldastory: (hearts)

Spam.

[personal profile] toldastory 2010-02-27 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Martha tilted her head and looked at his chest.] Maybe, I suppose. If you like, I can give you a couple more outfits. These things never really run more than a week.
toldastory: (Grin)

Re: Spam.

[personal profile] toldastory 2010-02-28 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Once or twice. [Martha laughed quickly at that. And when he mentioned washing it, she nodded.] You better. [When Jack tugged the shirt down, Martha tugged it up a little] Mystique, Jack. Mystique.